[INTRO]
D Bm
D Bm
[VERSE]
D D
If you save yourself for marriage you're a bore
Bm Bm
If you don't save yourself for marriage you're a whore-able person
G G
If you won't have a drink then you're a prude
Em
But they'll call you a drunk
A
As soon as you down the first one
[VERSE]
D D
If you can't lose the weight then you're just fat
Bm Bm
But if you lose too much then you're on crack
G G
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
Em
So you might as well just do
A*
Whatever you want so
[CHORUS]
D
Make lots of noise (hey)
Bm
And kiss lots of boys (yeah)
D
Or kiss lots of girls
| G A |
If that's something you're into
D
When the straight and narrow
Bm
Gets a little too straight
G
Roll up a joint, or don't
D
Just follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points, yeah
| Bm D |
Follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points
[INTERLUDE]
| D Bm | Bm D | D Bm | Bm D |
[VERSE]
(D) D
If you don't go to church you'll go to hell
Bm
If you're the first one on the front row
Bm
You're self-righteous son of a-
G G
Can't win for losing you just disappoint 'em
Em
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
A
Don't mean you should join 'em
[CHORUS]
D
Make lots of noise (hey)
Bm
And kiss lots of boys (yeah)
D
Or kiss lots of girls
| G A |
If that's something you're into
D
When the straight and narrow
Bm
Gets a little too straight
G
Roll up a joint, or don't
D
Just follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points, yeah
| Bm D |
Follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points
[BRIDGE]
D* Bm*
Say what you think, love who love
Bm*
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun
G* G*
Yeah, you only, only live once
[INTERLUDE]
| D | Bm | D | Bm |
[CHORUS - OUTRO]
D
Make lots of noise
Bm
And kiss lots of boys
D
Or kiss lots of girls
| G A |
If that's something you're into
D
When the straight and narrow
Bm
Gets a little too straight
G
Roll up a joint, (ha-I would)
D
Just follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points, yeah
| Bm D |
Follow your arrow
| A D |
Wherever it points
[OUTRO]
Bm D Bm | A D |
